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The Dallas Derby Devils would like to thank all the fans, sponsors and volunteers that made this year so great! Keep checking the website for off-season events, bouts and news on your DALLAS DERBY DEVILS!!

Come and join the massacre!

Stained with the blood of the fallen, ripped as other teams clawed and fell to their doom, the Slaughterers uniforms are in need of some refreshing. Come on out to the Little Apple Bar in Arlington and help the girls out! There will be raffles, drink specials, derby girls, 2 for 1 on Norma's famous tacos, derby girls and more Slaughterer action that most mortal men dare to witness!

The Little Apple Bar
6770 New York Ave.
Arlington, TX 76002

The massacre starts at 8pm and goes until their hunger is quenched...

Staying Alive, staying alive, oh oh ohhh staying aliiiiii-iiiiii-iiiiive, I'm...oh umm, excuse me web vistor, was just gearing up for the Wrecking Crew's Fundraiser, Roller Disco at Mid-Cities Skateland on Tuesday March 2nd form 7:3- - 9:30pm. You should get your groovy threads on, unbutton the top button and get ready to boogey down with the girls from the Wrecking Crew! Admission is only $7 and includes your skate rental!

Mid-Cities Skateland
1333 South Belt Line Rd
Irving, TX 75060
7:30pm - 9:30pm
$7 Admission

At the Elvis Brahma's night the girls of the Dallas Derby Devils spent the night watching the Brahmas with some of the awesome fans! It was a great game and we even gave out 2 Golden Tickets! However one of our winners didn't pick up thir prize!

If you went to the Brahmas game on the 8th and you purchaea a raffle ticket at the DDD booth check your stub! The winning ticket number is 491839.

Contact Maniac McGee if you have the lucky winner!!

The girls of the DDD will be opening up for Victory Crown Championship Wrestling in Ft Worth on Jan 15th at the Ridglea Theater at 6025 Camp Bowie, Ft Worth. Doors are at 7:30 and the show at 8:30.

For more information click here: www.RidgleaTheater.com

Come to NYTEX Sports Centre and watch the Dallas Derby Devils heat up the ice as they cheer on the Brahmas and search for the very best Elvis! That's right! Get your Elvis on and win! There will be Karaoke and Elvis Lookalike contests! You can't find more fun in a bottle of uppers and a fried peanut butter and banana samich!

Friday, January 8th, the puck drops at 7:05pm. Get there early to get your seats with or near the DDD Skaters.

The Dallas Derby Devils held our annual awards presentation at Conlon's Pub in Ft Worth on October 24th and what an amazing night! Even though during the year these skaters knock the crap out of each other when it coes time to congratulate, award and just have a good time, look no further these girls know how to party and celebrate!

2009 Dallas Derby Devil Award Winners

Voted on by the fans:
Fan Favorite: Strawberry Deathcake
Girl You Love to Hate: Barooski
Lappy Award: Ingersol Rand
Fan Favorite Pivot: Desi Deck'Em
Fan Favorite Blocker: The Shocker
Fan Favorite Jammer: Strawberry Deathcake
Favorite Skater Name: Jackie Lation


As Voted on by the Teams:
Wrecking Crew
Best Pivot: Lucky Lou
Best Blocker: Ali Gorey
Best Jammer: Ingersol Rand
Most Improved: Dirty Huckabee
MVP: Weapon X

Suicide Shifters
Best Pivot: Ol Dirty Basher
Best Blocker: V-Twin Vixen
Best Jammer: Roxie LaRoo
Most Improved: Selma Bodie
MVP: Roxie LaRoo

Death Row Rumblers
Best Pivot: Annie Wrecksion & Suture Sally
Best Blocker: Professor Kaos
Best Jammer: Postal Penny
Most Improved: Dixie Normous
MVP: Heike DeSkirt

High Seas Hotties
Best Pivot: Rink Panther
Best Blocker: Juicy J & Rink Panther
Best Jammer: Strawberry Deathcake
Most Improved: Sparkilla
MVP: Lickity Splittail

Slaughterers
Best Pivot: Hard Drive
Best Blocker: The Shocker
Best Jammer: Miley Virus
Most Improved: Maniac McGee
MVP: Keltic Kamikaze

As Chosen By The DDD Ref Squad
Golden Chicken Wing: Professor Kaos
Master Debater: Nitro Jen
Queen of the Box: Jamie Lee Hurtus


Phil from Roller Derby is Sport was on hand to give out his very own "special" award
Phil's DDD Skater I Would Like to Have on My Derby Team if I Had a Derby Team Award: Professor Kaos


As Voted On By The Entire Dallas Derby Devils's League
Best Derby Widower: Hugh G Wrecksion
Golden Mic: Streetpreacher
Favorite Zebra: Texas Scold 'Em
Miss Hard Body: Heike DeSkirt
Miss Turn Your Shirt Inside Out: Barooski
Best Bout Outfit: Sparkilla
Class Clown: Desi Deck 'Em
Miss Squeaky Clean: Hot 4 Teacher
Motor Mouth: Strawberry Deathcake
Miss Intensity: Rink Panther
Fashion Flair: Ultra Violence
Best Legs: Ingersoll Rand
Best Rack: Kick Face Trace
Workhorse: June Carter Crash
#1 Fan: Rubber Gun Squad
Most Feared: Rink Panther
Wost Pad Smell: Nikki Please
Best Helmet Hair: Weapon X
One to Watch: Selma Bodie
Most Improved: Juicy J
Miss Rockstar: Dolla Billen
Miss Congenality: Maniac McGee
Most True to Her Name: Jackie O'Niceass
Miss DDD Rollergirl: Sparkilla
Rookie of the Year: Jackie Lation
Pivot of the Year: Lickity Splittail
Blocker of the Year: Shocker
Jammer of the Year: Roxie la Roo
Most Valuable Player: Rink Panther


Inductees Into The DDD Hall Of Fame
Barooski
Cheatin' Chong
Desi Deck'Em
June Carter Crash
Lickity Splittail
Lucky Lou
O'Raney
Panther City Princess
Wicked Bitch of the West

At the special pre-screening of the greatest movie of all times and Drew Barrymore's directorial debut movie, Whip It!, the Dallas Derby Devils inducted Drew Barrymore as an honorary Dallas Derby Devil! So from henceforth she will be known by her derby name Smashley Simpson. Because seriously, we barely even know real names in Roller Derby. I've even caught myself calling my wife by her derby name or I'm ordering a drink. Either of which is possible.


From left to right, Coach O'Raney, June Carter Crash, Jackie O'NiceAss, Desi Deck'em, Rink Panther, Roxie LaRoo & Smashley Simpson (Drew Barrymore)

Go check out the movie Whip It! in theaters everywhere October 2nd! Check back here to see which theaters the DDD will be at.

And Drew if you are reading this and you want to make a sequal all about the devilshly handsome roller derby announcer that has to claw his way to success in this women's world and falls in love with the rollergirl of his dreams while surrounded by all the tempting hotness on skates around him call me, we'll do lunch!

GO Vote for Dallas Derby Devils. Vote for DDD and those that support DDD!

Please go to :
http://polls.dallasobserver.com/polls/dal/bestof2009/Sign up and vote!
Please vote for the list below in the number listed.
AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS!

26.Italian restaurant
ZuRomas

43. Pizza
Mellow Mushroom

52.Sports moment
Dallas Derby Devils 2009 Championship Bout

53.Sports venue
NYTEX Sports Center

65. Place to Work Out
Stroud's Fitness Center

67.Sporting- goods store
Roller Girl Sports

68. Golf Course
Hidden Creek Golf Course

69. Art Gallery
Continental Lofts

88. Beer Joint
Conlon’s Pub

106.Place to get tattooed
All Points Tattoo

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