The Dallas Derby Devils would like to thank all the fans, sponsors and volunteers that made this year so great! Keep checking the website for off-season events, bouts and news on your DALLAS DERBY DEVILS!!
Slaughterers Uniform Fundraiser
Come and join the massacre!
Stained with the blood of the fallen, ripped as other teams clawed and fell to their doom, the Slaughterers uniforms are in need of some refreshing. Come on out to the Little Apple Bar in Arlington and help the girls out! There will be raffles, drink specials, derby girls, 2 for 1 on Norma's famous tacos, derby girls and more Slaughterer action that most mortal men dare to witness!
The Little Apple Bar 6770 New York Ave. Arlington, TX 76002
The massacre starts at 8pm and goes until their hunger is quenched...
Wrecking Crew Roller Disco
Staying Alive, staying alive, oh oh ohhh staying aliiiiii-iiiiii-iiiiive, I'm...oh umm, excuse me web vistor, was just gearing up for the Wrecking Crew's Fundraiser, Roller Disco at Mid-Cities Skateland on Tuesday March 2nd form 7:3- - 9:30pm. You should get your groovy threads on, unbutton the top button and get ready to boogey down with the girls from the Wrecking Crew! Admission is only $7 and includes your skate rental!
Mid-Cities Skateland 1333 South Belt Line Rd Irving, TX 75060 7:30pm - 9:30pm $7 Admission
Are You The Winner?
At the Elvis Brahma's night the girls of the Dallas Derby Devils spent the night watching the Brahmas with some of the awesome fans! It was a great game and we even gave out 2 Golden Tickets! However one of our winners didn't pick up thir prize!
If you went to the Brahmas game on the 8th and you purchaea a raffle ticket at the DDD booth check your stub! The winning ticket number is 491839.
Contact Maniac McGee if you have the lucky winner!!
Victory Crown Championship Wrestling
The girls of the DDD will be opening up for Victory Crown Championship Wrestling in Ft Worth on Jan 15th at the Ridglea Theater at 6025 Camp Bowie, Ft Worth. Doors are at 7:30 and the show at 8:30.
Come to NYTEX Sports Centre and watch the Dallas Derby Devils heat up the ice as they cheer on the Brahmas and search for the very best Elvis! That's right! Get your Elvis on and win! There will be Karaoke and Elvis Lookalike contests! You can't find more fun in a bottle of uppers and a fried peanut butter and banana samich!
Friday, January 8th, the puck drops at 7:05pm. Get there early to get your seats with or near the DDD Skaters.
Dallas Derby Devils 2009 Awards
The Dallas Derby Devils held our annual awards presentation at Conlon's Pub in Ft Worth on October 24th and what an amazing night! Even though during the year these skaters knock the crap out of each other when it coes time to congratulate, award and just have a good time, look no further these girls know how to party and celebrate!
2009 Dallas Derby Devil Award Winners
Voted on by the fans: Fan Favorite: Strawberry Deathcake Girl You Love to Hate: Barooski Lappy Award: Ingersol Rand Fan Favorite Pivot: Desi Deck'Em Fan Favorite Blocker: The Shocker Fan Favorite Jammer: Strawberry Deathcake Favorite Skater Name: Jackie Lation
As Voted on by the Teams: Wrecking Crew Best Pivot: Lucky Lou Best Blocker: Ali Gorey Best Jammer: Ingersol Rand Most Improved: Dirty Huckabee MVP: Weapon X
Slaughterers Best Pivot: Hard Drive Best Blocker: The Shocker Best Jammer: Miley Virus Most Improved: Maniac McGee MVP: Keltic Kamikaze
As Chosen By The DDD Ref Squad Golden Chicken Wing: Professor Kaos Master Debater: Nitro Jen Queen of the Box: Jamie Lee Hurtus
Phil from Roller Derby is Sport was on hand to give out his very own "special" award Phil's DDD Skater I Would Like to Have on My Derby Team if I Had a Derby Team Award: Professor Kaos
As Voted On By The Entire Dallas Derby Devils's League Best Derby Widower: Hugh G Wrecksion Golden Mic: Streetpreacher Favorite Zebra: Texas Scold 'Em Miss Hard Body: Heike DeSkirt Miss Turn Your Shirt Inside Out: Barooski Best Bout Outfit: Sparkilla Class Clown: Desi Deck 'Em Miss Squeaky Clean: Hot 4 Teacher Motor Mouth: Strawberry Deathcake Miss Intensity: Rink Panther Fashion Flair: Ultra Violence Best Legs: Ingersoll Rand Best Rack: Kick Face Trace Workhorse: June Carter Crash #1 Fan: Rubber Gun Squad Most Feared: Rink Panther Wost Pad Smell: Nikki Please Best Helmet Hair: Weapon X One to Watch: Selma Bodie Most Improved: Juicy J Miss Rockstar: Dolla Billen Miss Congenality: Maniac McGee Most True to Her Name: Jackie O'Niceass Miss DDD Rollergirl: Sparkilla Rookie of the Year: Jackie Lation Pivot of the Year: Lickity Splittail Blocker of the Year: Shocker Jammer of the Year: Roxie la Roo Most Valuable Player: Rink Panther
At the special pre-screening of the greatest movie of all times and Drew Barrymore's directorial debut movie, Whip It!, the Dallas Derby Devils inducted Drew Barrymore as an honorary Dallas Derby Devil! So from henceforth she will be known by her derby name Smashley Simpson. Because seriously, we barely even know real names in Roller Derby. I've even caught myself calling my wife by her derby name or I'm ordering a drink. Either of which is possible.
From left to right, Coach O'Raney, June Carter Crash, Jackie O'NiceAss, Desi Deck'em, Rink Panther, Roxie LaRoo & Smashley Simpson (Drew Barrymore)
Go check out the movie Whip It! in theaters everywhere October 2nd! Check back here to see which theaters the DDD will be at.
And Drew if you are reading this and you want to make a sequal all about the devilshly handsome roller derby announcer that has to claw his way to success in this women's world and falls in love with the rollergirl of his dreams while surrounded by all the tempting hotness on skates around him call me, we'll do lunch!
Your Dallas Derby Devils are on the road and they need your help.
We travel to other states bringing our own Dallas Derby brand of whoop ass to other parts of the country. It's not cheap and any contributions are greatly appreciated.
