The Dallas Derby Devils would like to thank all the participating leagues in the 2010 Clover Cup Tournament!
All the teams skated extremely well and brought some great derby skill to North Texas.
Here is the official scores of each game; Game 1: Dallas Hell Razors, 124 - Tampa Bay Tantrums, 71 Game 2: Atlanta Dirty South Derby Girls, 225 - No Coast Mad Maxines, 58 Game 3: Dallas Hell Razors, 141 - Houston HaRD Knocks, 54 Game 4: Tampa Bay Tantrums, 99 - No Coast Mad Maxines, 87 Game 5: Atlanta Dirty South Derby Girls, 134 - Dallas Hell Razors, 70 Game 6: Tampa Bay Tantrums, 150 - Houston HaRD Knocks, 143 Game 7: Dallas Hell Razors, 137 - Tampa Bay Tantrums, 79 Championship Game: Atlanta Dirty South Derby Girls, 115 - Dallas Hell Razors, 98
Congratulation to Atlanta's Dirty South Derby Girls on winning the 2010 Clover Cup Championship!!
The Dallas Derby Devils held our annual awards presentation at Conlon's Pub in Ft Worth on October 24th and what an amazing night! Even though during the year these skaters knock the crap out of each other when it coes time to congratulate, award and just have a good time, look no further these girls know how to party and celebrate!
2009 Dallas Derby Devil Award Winners
Voted on by the fans: Fan Favorite: Strawberry Deathcake Girl You Love to Hate: Barooski Lappy Award: Ingersol Rand Fan Favorite Pivot: Desi Deck'Em Fan Favorite Blocker: The Shocker Fan Favorite Jammer: Strawberry Deathcake Favorite Skater Name: Jackie Lation
As Voted on by the Teams: Wrecking Crew Best Pivot: Lucky Lou Best Blocker: Ali Gorey Best Jammer: Ingersol Rand Most Improved: Dirty Huckabee MVP: Weapon X
Slaughterers Best Pivot: Hard Drive Best Blocker: The Shocker Best Jammer: Miley Virus Most Improved: Maniac McGee MVP: Keltic Kamikaze
As Chosen By The DDD Ref Squad Golden Chicken Wing: Professor Kaos Master Debater: Nitro Jen Queen of the Box: Jamie Lee Hurtus
Phil from Roller Derby is Sport was on hand to give out his very own "special" award Phil's DDD Skater I Would Like to Have on My Derby Team if I Had a Derby Team Award: Professor Kaos
As Voted On By The Entire Dallas Derby Devils's League Best Derby Widower: Hugh G Wrecksion Golden Mic: Streetpreacher Favorite Zebra: Texas Scold 'Em Miss Hard Body: Heike DeSkirt Miss Turn Your Shirt Inside Out: Barooski Best Bout Outfit: Sparkilla Class Clown: Desi Deck 'Em Miss Squeaky Clean: Hot 4 Teacher Motor Mouth: Strawberry Deathcake Miss Intensity: Rink Panther Fashion Flair: Ultra Violence Best Legs: Ingersoll Rand Best Rack: Kick Face Trace Workhorse: June Carter Crash #1 Fan: Rubber Gun Squad Most Feared: Rink Panther Wost Pad Smell: Nikki Please Best Helmet Hair: Weapon X One to Watch: Selma Bodie Most Improved: Juicy J Miss Rockstar: Dolla Billen Miss Congenality: Maniac McGee Most True to Her Name: Jackie O'Niceass Miss DDD Rollergirl: Sparkilla Rookie of the Year: Jackie Lation Pivot of the Year: Lickity Splittail Blocker of the Year: Shocker Jammer of the Year: Roxie la Roo Most Valuable Player: Rink Panther
At the special pre-screening of the greatest movie of all times and Drew Barrymore's directorial debut movie, Whip It!, the Dallas Derby Devils inducted Drew Barrymore as an honorary Dallas Derby Devil! So from henceforth she will be known by her derby name Smashley Simpson. Because seriously, we barely even know real names in Roller Derby. I've even caught myself calling my wife by her derby name or I'm ordering a drink. Either of which is possible.
From left to right, Coach O'Raney, June Carter Crash, Jackie O'NiceAss, Desi Deck'em, Rink Panther, Roxie LaRoo & Smashley Simpson (Drew Barrymore)
Go check out the movie Whip It! in theaters everywhere October 2nd! Check back here to see which theaters the DDD will be at.
And Drew if you are reading this and you want to make a sequal all about the devilshly handsome roller derby announcer that has to claw his way to success in this women's world and falls in love with the rollergirl of his dreams while surrounded by all the tempting hotness on skates around him call me, we'll do lunch!
DDD presents An Offer You Can't Refuse, DDD Championships
What an amazing end to one of the greatest seasons in Dallas Derby Devils history! At the 2009 Season Championship victory remained with the Slaughterers as they defeated the High Seas Hotties to become the Season Champs for the third year in a row!!!
Making Death Row Rumbler history the 09 team broke into the winner's circle for the first time since the team's inception and won over the Suicide Shifters for 3rd in a heart stopping, jaw dropping sudden death overtime jam!!!
The Dallas Derby Devils would like to thank all the fans, sponsors and volunteers that made this year so great! Keep checking the website for off-season events, bouts and news on your DALLAS DERBY DEVILS!!
DFW.com Article & Photos
Our great friends over at DFW.com came to the bout on August 1st and had a great time! They took some amazing photos and should have some video soon.
What an amazing bout! The High Seas Hotties threw the switch on the Death Row Rumblers with a 113 to 52 victory. This finishes the High Seas Hotties with an undefeated regular season record and secures there place in the championship bout for 1st place against the 2007 and 2008 champion team, the Slaughterers. At the July 18th bout we saw an incredible tight scoring game were the Hotties ended the 3 year undefeated streak. 1st place is up for grabs and I can guarantee that the championship bout will be the hottest derby action you are going to see this year!
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! The Shifters and the Wrecking Crew went helmet to helmet, fighting to stay in the fight for a slot at the championship game. Both teams have yet to add some ink to the win column and neither wanted to go home empty handed. From the first whistle the score was so close the crowd held their breath after every jam to see who was in the lead. More than once the teams pulled ahead of each other, trading the lead like Magic cards at a nerd convention. Down 5 points at the very last jam, in some sort of poetic irony, ex-Crew captain Anita Riot scored 2 grand slams to take victory and elevate the Suicide Shifters to the Championship bout to play against the Death Row Rumblers for 3rd place. Final score Suicide Shifters 69 and Wrecking Crew 64.
Please click the photo below to see pictures from the bout:
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